Man claims cow seduced him for sex


Strange | 207333 hits | Jun 11 8:28 pm | Posted by: wildrosegirl
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An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.

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  1. by avatar saturn_656
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 3:58 am
    An 18-year-old Indonesian man says he was seduced by a cow, and that's why he was having sex with it.


    Whatever helps you sleep at night buddy.

  2. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:05 am
    WTF???????????????????

    Why did they drowned the cow?

    Logic dictates they should have drowned the pervert?

  3. by avatar Brenda
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:05 am
    The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
    And once again, the "woman" (in this case a cow, seen as a "beautiful young woman" in the rapists brain) is punished and sentenced to death...

    Something just is not right here...

  4. by avatar saturn_656
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:14 am
    "Brenda" said
    The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
    And once again, the "woman" (in this case a cow, seen as a "beautiful young woman" in the rapists brain) is punished and sentenced to death...

    Something just is not right here...


    Besides the man screwing the heifer from behind? :lol:

  5. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:17 am
    It could have been worse. Imagine if the guy was a homosexual and
    saw a bull......

  6. by avatar Brenda
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:22 am
    "saturn_656" said
    The cow was reportedly drowned in the sea to rid the village of bad luck.
    And once again, the "woman" (in this case a cow, seen as a "beautiful young woman" in the rapists brain) is punished and sentenced to death...

    Something just is not right here...


    Besides the man screwing the heifer from behind? :lol:
    He should get the deathpenalty, instead of the cow :twisted:

  7. by avatar wildrosegirl
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:25 am
    Well, ya know.... I kinda see his point. How could he resist?


  8. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:28 am
    Maybe he worked in the insemination business and was doing his own research.

    Why did they drowned the cow?


    because it happened...

    on the resort island of Bali


    It happened in Indonesia....that's all the reason we need. Nice people, hardworking and all....just not too sophisticated.

  9. by avatar QBC
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:33 am

  10. by avatar Strutz
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:35 am
    "wildrosegirl" said
    Well, ya know.... I kinda see his point. How could he resist?


    ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

  11. by avatar QBC
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:37 am
    This guy is that other guys neighbor..... 8O


  12. by avatar wildrosegirl
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 4:39 am
    "QBC" said
    This guy is that other guys neighbor..... 8O


    8O

    That's just nasty. :lol:

  13. by avatar andyt
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 6:58 am
    She was just udderly irresistible, so he had to give her good roll in the hay. Best piece of tail he ever had. He was moooooved to tears. He's still ruminating about how good it was. The other villagers did not think it behooved him to act that way, however. But it's the press that really butchered this story and milked for all it was worth. Pretty hard to stomach, stomach, stomach, stomach.

  14. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Sat Jun 12, 2010 7:29 am
    "andyt" said
    She was just udderly irresistible, so he had to give her good roll in the hay. Best piece of tail he ever had. He was moooooved to tears. He's still ruminating about how good it was. The other villagers did not think it behooved him to act that way, however. But it's the press that really butchered this story and milked for all it was worth. Pretty hard to stomach, stomach, stomach, stomach.

    I dunno whether to laugh or smack ya in the back of the head for the bad puns :lol: Ahhh screw it, cheers



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