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Céline Dion Is Pregnant – with Twins!


Showbiz | 208340 hits | May 30 4:11 pm | Posted by: Proculation
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Céline Dion's dream to expand her family has come true. The singer, 42, is pregnant with twins after undergoing her sixth in-vitro fertilization attempt and turning to acupuncture to improve her chances of a pregnancy, her rep Kim Jakwerth confirms.

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  1. by avatar Gunnair Gold Member
    Mon May 31, 2010 2:26 am
    Why why why is this relevant?

  2. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon May 31, 2010 2:28 am
    Those aren't twins. Turns out it's the 2 grapes she had for lunch :lol:

  3. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon May 31, 2010 2:31 am
    That explains her long face.

  4. by avatar PimpBrewski123
    Mon May 31, 2010 2:32 am
    lol! Cause she probably did it in a kayak! ROTFL

  5. by avatar G-prime
    Mon May 31, 2010 4:37 am
    her shrill labour screams will be put on CD and sold as latest album.

  6. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon May 31, 2010 4:46 am
    "G-prime" said
    her shrill labour screams will be put on CD and sold as latest album.

    SHHHHHHHHHH!!! For God's sake don't give her any ideas 8O :evil:

  7. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon May 31, 2010 4:53 am
    Yoko Ono did that.

  8. by avatar Proculation
    Mon May 31, 2010 4:56 am
    It is relevant because the sperm that was inseminated was 15 years old :P

  9. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon May 31, 2010 5:01 am
    "ShepherdsDog" said
    Yoko Ono did that.

    Yeah but people actually LISTEN to Dion *shudder*

  10. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon May 31, 2010 5:01 am
    Well if they have mutant babies, they have enough money to take care of them.

  11. by avatar Yogi
    Mon May 31, 2010 5:07 am
    8O Ya mean some one actually f%*&%d her 2 x's now! Who's the Dad's???

  12. by avatar Proculation
    Mon May 31, 2010 5:11 am
    "Yogi" said
    8O Ya mean some one actually f%*&%d her 2 x's now! Who's the Dad's???

    No.

    Her other child and those ones were made in vitro with René Angelil sperm taken 15 years ago.

  13. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Mon May 31, 2010 5:23 am
    That old fart?? hell there was likely the beginnings of chromosonal damage(a result of old age) in his sperm then. What has 15 years on ice done to it?

  14. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon May 31, 2010 5:28 am
    Hmmm 15 yr old frozen boys from a guy that was a geezer back then, fertilizing a woman over 40. I'll admit, I've gone to bed with more pleasant images in my head 8O



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