Olympic champ suspended over penis enlarger


Sports | 206991 hits | Apr 23 1:41 pm | Posted by: Alta_redneck
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Olympic 400-metre champion LaShawn Merritt of the United States has been suspended after testing positive for an anabolic steroid contained in an over-the-counter penis enlargement product.

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  1. by avatar Robair
    Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:07 pm
    ROTFL!! (In best butthead voice) "Uhhhh, hehehe he uh, he, wouldn't a bigger unit.... slow him down?"

  2. by avatar xerxes
    Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:30 pm
    To quote the great Nigel Powers: "It's not the size mate, it's how you use it."

  3. by avatar Brenda
    Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:38 pm
    ...I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around.


    Euhmmm... Nuff said? ;-)

  4. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:08 pm
    Papuans use a local technique to achieve the enlargement, according to a sexologist quoted by local newspaper Jakarta Globe, wrapping the penis with leaves from the "gatal-gatal" (itchy) tree so that it swells up "like it has been stung by a bee," the expert said.



    Maybe he should have tried the holistic approach before he went for the over the counter stuff. ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL

  5. by avatar Nuggets
    Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:14 am
    "To know that I've tested positive as a result of a product that I used for personal reasons is extremely difficult to wrap my hands around".


  6. by avatar fifeboy
    Sat Apr 24, 2010 5:36 am
    Was this posted on 1 April? Only explanation I can come up with.

  7. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Sat Apr 24, 2010 10:30 am
    Wow, way to go dude. Put yer career on hiatus all over attempting to get a bigger wang.
    Not sure who he thinks less of, himself or women.

  8. by avatar kitty
    Sat Apr 24, 2010 12:24 pm
    perhaps he was trying to live up to the myth :?

  9. by avatar raydan
    Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:34 pm
    This would help him cross the finish line first. 8O



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