"xerxes" said Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.
The US fundies give them a good run for their money. Jerry Falwell had is 9/11 is punishment for gays in NYC schtick, and here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_theories_regarding_Hurricane_Katrina are a whole bunch of nutbars getting in on the act re Katrina.
"Iranian Clerics to Blame for Global Warming", says Canadian retiree.
A Canadian retiree claims that Iranian clerics are responsible for Global warming. The science behind his claim is based on scatalogical decomposition. Says the retired Canadian, "You see, whenever they talk, they spew enormous amounts of bullshit. Bullshit has very high methane levels. This methane then rises into the atmosphere as a greenhouse gas." "The only way to prevent this", he goes on to say," Is to pray to God to strike those Iranian clerics down."
Now, this would seem to be counter-productive as their deaths would result in various gases escaping into the atmosphere, but, as the retiree's peerless science states, "Those gases would be released more slowly over time as the body decomposes, as compared to the explosive, uncontrolled bullshit when they open their mouths to speak."
"andyt" said Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.
The US fundies give them a good run for their money. Jerry Falwell had is 9/11 is punishment for gays in NYC schtick, and here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_theories_regarding_Hurricane_Katrina are a whole bunch of nutbars getting in on the act re Katrina.
THe US Fundies also blamed the new Orleans floods on the Wicked French Quarter which escaped) destruction by the way.
Fuck these guys a retards
I totally agree with you, BUT this line could be spoken by the Pope...
I hear he's booked for a 2 week run in Vegas at the Bellagio!
Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.
The US fundies give them a good run for their money. Jerry Falwell had is 9/11 is punishment for gays in NYC schtick, and here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_theories_regarding_Hurricane_Katrina
are a whole bunch of nutbars getting in on the act re Katrina.
A Canadian retiree claims that Iranian clerics are responsible for Global warming. The science behind his claim is based on scatalogical decomposition.
Says the retired Canadian, "You see, whenever they talk, they spew enormous amounts of bullshit. Bullshit has very high methane levels. This methane then rises into the atmosphere as a greenhouse gas."
"The only way to prevent this", he goes on to say," Is to pray to God to strike those Iranian clerics down."
Now, this would seem to be counter-productive as their deaths would result in various gases escaping into the atmosphere, but, as the retiree's peerless science states, "Those gases would be released more slowly over time as the body decomposes, as compared to the explosive, uncontrolled bullshit when they open their mouths to speak."
Full article can be found at http://www.iranianclericsaredouchebagidiots.fu
oh well, here goes ..
Well, the chickies always rock my world at least
As far as emptying the cities go, well they did that in Cambodia
with very good results.
Some days I think the best comedians in the world are in Iran becuase I don't think anyone else could say this in public and keep a straight face.
The US fundies give them a good run for their money. Jerry Falwell had is 9/11 is punishment for gays in NYC schtick, and here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternative_theories_regarding_Hurricane_Katrina
are a whole bunch of nutbars getting in on the act re Katrina.
THe US Fundies also blamed the new Orleans floods on the Wicked French Quarter which escaped) destruction by the way.