Florida vampire to run for president


Political | 206615 hits | Mar 15 7:54 am | Posted by: DerbyX
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TAMPA, Florida - Not satisfied with living in Florida, Jonathon "The Impaler" Sharkey wants to move to Washington, D.C. to become the nation's first vampire president.

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  1. by DerbyX
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 2:59 pm
    Somehow I don't think that a fat 45 year old "vampire" is what those tween Twilight fans are dreaming of.

  2. by whiskeyjack
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:37 pm
    lol that doorknob needs a life...

    a 45 year old with a 19 year old, damn what a playa

  3. by avatar Brenda
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 3:44 pm
    Yeah, I'm sure he has a chance. :lol:

  4. by avatar Public_Domain
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 4:49 pm
    :|

  5. by avatar N_Fiddledog
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:29 pm
    Bored now.

  6. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 5:51 pm
    And I thought Dubya "sucked".

  7. by avatar QBall
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 7:49 pm
    He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.


    Wait a minute. You mean the Republicans actually accepted him as an official member of the party? Are they nuts? He's a dirty old perv who's a fat nutjob to boot.

  8. by Schnek
    Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:10 pm
    "QBall" said
    He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.


    Wait a minute. You mean the Republicans actually accepted him as an official member of the party? Are they nuts? He's a dirty old perv who's a fat nutjob to boot.


    Fits right into the Rove/Cheney ranks doesn't he?

  9. by avatar GreenTiger
    Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:12 am
    Well at leastthis polician freely admids he is a bloodsucker as opposed to the rest who do it behind your back.

  10. by avatar Public_Domain
    Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:53 am
    :|

  11. by avatar sandorski
    Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:13 am
    "Vampire Heritage" hehe

  12. by avatar ShepherdsDog
    Tue Mar 16, 2010 2:31 am
    The Impaler" claims he's a direct descendent of Vlad II the Impaler, better known as Dracula.


    Dracul(Dragon) was a nickname Vlad Tepes and his father bore because they belonged to the Order of the Dragon, an order of crusaders established to stop the Ottoman Turks(and their friends the Sofa Turks).. They were bloodthirsty by the standards of time(but extremely effective in stopping the Ottomans from conquering Europe), not blood suckers.

  13. by avatar Freakinoldguy
    Tue Mar 16, 2010 3:15 am
    "QBall" said
    He has scheduled a Monday press conference in Tampa to announce his plans to file paperwork to run for President of the United States in 2012. He recently switched his party affiliation from Independent to Republican so he can run with the G.O.P.


    Wait a minute. You mean the Republicans actually accepted him as an official member of the party? Are they nuts? He's a dirty old perv who's a fat nutjob to boot.



    Remove the nutjob part and you just described a former President. ROTFL ROTFL



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