Breast implants save woman from point blank gunshot


Strange | 209576 hits | Feb 27 11:38 pm | Posted by: Hyack
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If there was ever a question over the safety of breast implants then this will prove critics wrong, as a woman's silicone D cup's saved her life from gunshot.

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  1. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:23 pm
    Well, I guess you could list that as an advantage of breast implant. DRs can advertize this isn't only surgury enhance a lady figue but it's an internal flak jacket which will protect you from crazed gun men.

    They have to come up with something similar for us guys so we don't get our Johnsons shot off.

  2. by avatar CommanderSock
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:29 pm
    Burst into a dental office with a semi-automatic to shoot his wife?

    Did he find a different pair of men's underwear in the laundry basket or did his tooth hurt that bad?

  3. by avatar Brenda
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:13 pm
    You think that a man that can shoot his wife point blank, knows where the laundry basket even is??

  4. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 4:46 pm
    "CommanderSock" said
    Burst into a dental office with a semi-automatic to shoot his wife?

    Did he find a different pair of men's underwear in the laundry basket or did his tooth hurt that bad?


    He certainly was one sick bastard.

  5. by avatar DrCaleb
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:27 pm
    Is there anything Breasts can't do?

  6. by avatar Brenda
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:34 pm
    Yeah... Shoot and kill husbands.

  7. by avatar xerxes
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:41 pm
    "Brenda" said
    Yeah... Shoot and kill husbands.


    Unless they're from a Fembot....

    Also, the right kind can have hypnotic effects.

  8. by avatar PimpBrewski123
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 5:48 pm
    I much prefer the ''authentic'' kind. :)

    Meaning over the ''implants'' boobs, eventhough they look good.

  9. by Regina Gold Member
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 6:03 pm
    I'm calling bullshit. No doubt she was shot in the boob but there's no way it would have stopped a bullet aimed directly at her heart.

  10. by avatar GreenTiger
    Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:10 pm
    "Regina" said
    I'm calling bullshit. No doubt she was shot in the boob but there's no way it would have stopped a bullet aimed directly at her heart.


    They were D size.

  11. by avatar raydan
    Mon Mar 01, 2010 12:27 am
    Dr Ashkan Ghavami told the Los Angeles Times that if it hadn't been for her implants, she might not have survived the bullet.


    I'm not surprised that the doctor who said this is a plastic surgeon serving Beverly Hills. :D

  12. by BionicBunny
    Mon Mar 01, 2010 1:40 pm
    "Brenda" said
    Yeah... Shoot and kill husbands.



    Maybe not, but we can still be smothered to death by them.

  13. by avatar PublicAnimalNo9
    Mon Mar 01, 2010 9:45 pm
    More money is spent on breast implants and viagara, than is being spent on finding a cure for Alzheimer's. At this rate, in another 30-40 years, we're gonna have an aging population with big tits and raging hard-ons with NO clue what to do with them. :mrgreen:



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