Awww a rich celb. having a hard time adjusting to jail. Maybe he could help produce a song in Jail along the lines of "You do the crime you do the time." Could be a best seller in crowbar hotels from coast to coast.
I really hate these info-tainment stories. I think when these public personalies go to prison, they shouldn't be heard from again unless it's some kind of brutally harsh public service message.
Phil, you are insane. Remember we already talked about this while we were in the alien spaceship. Remember? That's right, Napoleon was there too. I knew you'd remember. Good boy!
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Too bad, Phil. Pucker up, buttercup.
Nice new avitar.
Expect an election soon?