PETA wants to turn Va. prison into chicken museum

Ever since I saw that South park episode on PETA, I can never look at them in the same way again.

How crazy can you get?

If they go ahead, I'm buying a KFC franchise and moving in next door.

Another PETA PR stunt, it'll fail cause no one but their members would visit, meanwhile they are in the news again. Anyone want to form a new group, call it PAPAFEA, People Against Peta And For Eating Animals!

Where do I sign up??

Where do I sign up??

I was thinking of setting something up in a steakhouse somewhere.

The only stuffed chicken I want to see on display is a nice Chicken Kiev on my plate.

I say let em do it, it will be nothing but a money pit for them.

And then let someone build a slaughterhouse right next door

They would need to build an additional wing (pun!) to house all the crimes I've committed against chicken kind, especially when honey garlic sauce was involved.

Mmmmmm honey garlic wings

At least they won't have to worry about any fowl smells as the prison probably already reeks of jailbird

PETA, the only organization to claim they are saving cats and dogs by killing them themselves. And yet PETA didn't see the bad side of it.

I can imagine the reaction though of the people who endured quietly the prison being close by. Suddenly PETA opens their chicken museum and you hear the locals say:

"There goes the fuckin' neighbourhood".