OTTAWA - The air force has sent a surveillance plane to keep tabs on two Russian attack submarines cruising off the East Coast in a patrol that harkens back to the Cold War.
Better yet, send our subs out after them with no crew and remote control them to stop in front of the Russians with a big flag saying "Free" in Russian.
Then when they board, the subs will catch fire, they all die and we get free russian subs to replace the crap subs the british sold us.
We might even get a couple of nukes out of the whole thing too.
Apparently Russian subs have been sniffing around the North Pole too, with an eye to claiming part of it, which is bullshit. Everyone knows Santa Claus is a Canadian.
lol.... Bomber runs over US aircraft carriers, threats of arctic annexation, subs off the coast...
...and then people are braindead enough to say the 'cold war' is over. It never ended. It just calmed down a little since it was always a 'hot' war anyways. Oh but hey - cold war over so NATO is defunct now too, eh?
The difference is that the NATO members are ready to deal and talk (nothing wrong with that) whereas the Russians just go ahead and make claims and insinuate threats.
Yes I can see that our old Brit subs with lawn chairs on deck , taking people around the high Artic . While the Capt s explaining how once upon a time evry nation but Canada could go under the ice that was here .
Drop some sea mines on them.
Better yet, send our subs out after them with no crew and remote control them to stop in front of the Russians with a big flag saying "Free" in Russian.
Then when they board, the subs will catch fire, they all die and we get free russian subs to replace the crap subs the british sold us.
We might even get a couple of nukes out of the whole thing too.
Win win.
Bomber runs over US aircraft carriers, threats of arctic annexation, subs off the coast...
...and then people are braindead enough to say the 'cold war' is over. It never ended. It just calmed down a little since it was always a 'hot' war anyways. Oh but hey - cold war over so NATO is defunct now too, eh?
Same ol'Russians.
Drop some sea mines on them.
That would be essentially a declaration of war, as they are in international waters.
And our mines probaly would not work for the age of them .
No action needed on our part, the Russian crew will no doubt die of radiation poisioning from their rickety ass sub before long anyway.