U.S. to increase size of army

22,000? You can't run the New World Order with 22,000 more troops!

I've always had a theory that the bigger the army or the more sophisticated the weapons, the more likely it is that someone will want to use them.....

Here's a silly question:

They already have been dealing with some pretty crappy recruitment as of late and fewer are joining up.... how do they expect to suck(er) people in to meet this demand?

Recruit them directly from the prisons?

But Obama promised things would be different..

The usual way - lie to naive high school and college students that the military is all about playing basketball and being in a marching band.

The usual way - lie to naive high school and college students that the military is all about playing basketball and being in a marching band.
Anyone that believes that isn't smart enough to be in college and probably dropped out of high school. Basketball and marching bands is college and high school.

As of 2007 the US government issued more than 125,000 "moral waivers". The US military is not filled with it's country's "best and brightest".

The usual way - lie to naive high school and college students that the military is all about playing basketball and being in a marching band.
Anyone that believes that isn't smart enough to be in college and probably dropped out of high school. Basketball and marching bands is college and high school.

Are you kidding? There are a lot of incredibly stupid people attending colleges all across North America. Some of them even graduate. Just because you've got a peice of paper doesn't necessarily mean you're brilliant, it might just mean you have a lot of money or know how to bargain your way to the top with a minumum of actual work.

Or the school just pushed you through so they could win the season.

As it goes for joining the US Military, I seen Full Metal Jacket, doesn't look like fun and I don't remember seeing any hot ladies throwing themselves everywhere..... except Ms. 5 Dolla.

What I do remember is:


"Bullsh*t. It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress."

Real Charming, eh?

Hot ladies?
What's not to love?

HA HA HA.... sweet Looks like someone chopped off her pinky toe

Have her eyes roll in the back of her head and the horns shoot out through her hat and she'd be set.

BS ..........No moron would think they're joining the armed forces to play bugle and dance.

There are people who join and really should not have, but who do you think drives the trucks?