Piranha Eats Porn Star!

I'm sure Piranha's are not the only ones who "eat" Riley Steele! lol

Hopefully the piranha doesn't catch something...

Fake blond, fake boobs... typical American porn girl.

Maybe the Piranhas will be real.

You know how some women that are only really known for being sex symbols sometimes turn out to be half intelligent when they talk about something?

Yeah, this girl isn't one of them.


"Other countries are very different from how America is"

Her parents should be so proud.

Tsk tsk, thats not fake... Thats enhanced!

Call me old-fashioned.

I prefer darker haired girls and have realized over the years that the only blonds I find attractive are the "natural" ones (don't ask me how I know).
Not that much of a boob guy but I also prefer the smaller "un-enhanced" ones.
No tats, pierced ears (nothing else) and a bit of hair "down there".

So no American porn for me.

Awwww, I am so not your type

The carpet must match the drapes? unless you like linoleum

What part or parts did I get wrong?

What part or parts did I get wrong?

I'm not a blonde, that one was correct |Oh, and I only have my ears pierced! (5 times)

There are always exceptions to rules.

I went out a while with one girl who had had her breasts "enhanced".
She had 2 girls, had breast fed both and went from small breasts to nothing at all.
In her case, it was a psychological necessity.
Her enhancement was only to get a small "B" cup.

Oh believe me, no fake here LOL

I hope the piranha doesn't get AIDS.