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DNA bank gets 'poop' on dog owners


Law & Order | 206759 hits | Apr 01 6:27 am | Posted by: Alta_redneck
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DNA testing will be the latest tool in the city's arsenal to nab deadbeats who don't pick up their doggie's doo, the Sun has learned. Bylaw officials will begin using a new $1-million DNA analyzer to track down pet owners who fail to scoop their dog's poo

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  1. by ridenrain
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 1:39 pm
    This is retarded. cops can't get timely DNA testing to solve real crimes yet Calgary wants to spend $1 million to catch pooping dogs?

  2. by avatar Alta_redneck
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:36 pm
    With the piles showing up around here as the snow slowly melts, I think it’s a good idea. No one wants their dog registered so they’ll go around picking up other dog crap to take into city hall instead. It’ll be like a self cleaning oven.

    But then again I support a lot of ideas as long as my tax $ aren't paying for it.

  3. by Anonymous
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:42 pm
    neighbours dog barking all night??????



    Payback time!
    This could be abused fairly easily.

  4. by avatar novachick
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:45 pm
    I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

  5. by DerbyX
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:48 pm
    "novachick" said
    I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed . Absolutely no excuse for it.


    No pun intended eh? :lol:

  6. by avatar raydan
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:50 pm
    "novachick" said
    I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

    We should do what we do to cats when they piss on the floor or carpet.
    Rub the owner's face in it. 8)

  7. by avatar novachick
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:53 pm
    "DerbyX" said
    I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed . Absolutely no excuse for it.


    No pun intended eh? :lol:

    XD

  8. by avatar novachick
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:53 pm
    "raydan" said
    I think people that don't pick up after their dog's are rude, lazy assed tards. Absolutely no excuse for it.

    We should do what we do to cats when they piss on the floor or carpet.
    Rub the owner's face in it. 8)

    ROTFL ROTFL ROTFL PDT_Armataz_01_34

  9. by Anonymous
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:56 pm
    If they had that program here i would get some dog poop off the nieghbours barking dogs and start depositing the poop in the collection box's.

    At $500.00 a pop for the poop,it could get very expensive.

  10. by avatar novachick
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 2:58 pm
    "lily" said

    "It's a great idea because who hasn't stepped in some doggie doo-doo and dragged it into the house and the car and spent the whole afternoon cleaning it all up," he said. "It's not pleasant."


    Me, for one.


    I have as well . Then again I have three dogs and don't get a whole lot of satisfaction out of calling myself a dumb blonde bitch for missing it when I cleaned up the yard after them PDT_Armataz_01_30

  11. by avatar JackCoiner
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:21 pm
    I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

  12. by Anonymous
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:25 pm
    "JackCoiner" said
    I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?

    I'm thinking the same thing,the sun usually does something every year.
    This guys name kinda gives it away.
    But another genetics expert, Dr. Jack Russell, questioned how successful the program will be.


  13. by Anonymous
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:32 pm
    "JackCoiner" said
    I'm thinking this may be a strange April Fools joke...?


    party pooper :lol:

    as AR said did you notice the Oh Henry in the bag?

    That's why the dog is drooling :lol:

  14. by Anonymous
    Wed Apr 01, 2009 3:33 pm
    Darn good one,even Riden fell for it. :lol:

    Dr. Jack Russell PHD BS

    The Edmonton sun ran with it too. :lol:



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