There may be a perfectly good reason why Santa doesn't get lost on his annual Christmas globetrot: His flying reindeer just might be female and don't mind stopping for directions.
Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
"Bacardi4206" said Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
And a Very Merry ...."holiday season" to you...have you ever considered joining the Westboro Baptist Church...
"Bacardi4206" said Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
Thanks for the coal, more than I expected for Christmas. What I meant by Who Cares is.... Why are we even worried about this? Don't we have enough on our plates as a society that we shouldn't have to compare reigndeer genders? I'm guessing whomever conducted this little study got a government grant to do it, that would be the irony of our time wouldn't it. Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or whatever???
"Bacardi4206" said Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
I'll sell ya Samantha Kings' bathtub to go along with those snot rags!
Someone just sent us an email joke about this very subject...
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
I bet they are geldings, and Choban gelded them in the traditional Sami manner, crushing the testes with his teeth!
You an Hyack have shown me the error of my ways, I will now strive to find humor and accept it at face value. Sorry I wigged out, I think I need a drink.
You an Hyack have shown me the error of my ways, I will now strive to find humor and accept it at face value. Sorry I wigged out, I think I need a drink.
Come to my house son and that's just the chaser. Here is the main course
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
And a Very Merry ...."holiday season" to you...have you ever considered joining the Westboro Baptist Church...
Who Cares?
And a fitting "holiday season" gift for you too.
Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
A lot of humour seems to elude you.
Who Cares?
And a fitting "holiday season" gift for you too.
Thanks for the coal, more than I expected for Christmas.
What I meant by Who Cares is.... Why are we even worried about this? Don't we have enough on our plates as a society that we shouldn't have to compare reigndeer genders? I'm guessing whomever conducted this little study got a government grant to do it, that would be the irony of our time wouldn't it.
Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, or whatever???
Are you joking me? Santa and his reindeer are made up stories for a religious celebration.
There are no genders, the genders can be whatever people want. One of the most stupidest things I have heard in awhile, and I just looked at the article of Scarlett Johanasson selling her snotty tissues on eBay with 60 bids for them.
I'll sell ya Samantha Kings' bathtub to go along with those snot rags!
Who Cares?
I bet they are geldings, and Choban gelded them in the traditional Sami manner, crushing the testes with his teeth!
REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers until after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
Who Cares?
I bet they are geldings, and Choban gelded them in the traditional Sami manner, crushing the testes with his teeth!
You an Hyack have shown me the error of my ways, I will now strive to find humor and accept it at face value. Sorry I wigged out, I think I need a drink.
You an Hyack have shown me the error of my ways, I will now strive to find humor and accept it at face value. Sorry I wigged out, I think I need a drink.
Come to my house son and that's just the chaser. Here is the main course
Cheers!