DNA tests have confirmed a match between a left foot that washed up in the Fraser River last month and a right root found in May on Kirkland Island, B.C.
"In all cases, these remains appear to have naturally separated from the body. There is no forensic evidence at this time to support anything other than disarticulation as there are no tool or trauma marks on the remains,"
Naturally separated? Seriously, how does that happen? I suddenly want to attach suspenders to all my shoes.
They float and most of the meat is covered by plastic. Im guessing that the bodies are harnessed in so well that by the time the feet disarticulate, the rest of the body is already crab meat. I'm betting some of Pictons palls have taken up fishing.
Naturally separated? Seriously, how does that happen? I suddenly want to attach suspenders to all my shoes.
Aww.. no. The photo coppier has become disarticulated.
Yup. CSI-VPD (
CSI-VPD (
Spontaneous human disarticulation?!
Im guessing that the bodies are harnessed in so well that by the time the feet disarticulate, the rest of the body is already crab meat.
I'm betting some of Pictons palls have taken up fishing.
CSI-VPD (
Spontaneous human disarticulation?!
Has a nice ring to it.