Competition among groups harvesting steadily declining salmon stocks on the lower Fraser River has become so fierce that one category of fisherman is now seeking regulatory approval to shoot and kill an archrival.
Jimbo whips out his huge rifle and shoots the bear dead.
Stan can't believe his eyes.
STAN Hey! It wasn't coming right for us! It was just sitting there!
JIMBO SHHH! Not so loud!! Now that there's just a technicality.
KYLE What d'ya mean?
JIMBO You see boys, the Democrats have passed a lot of laws trying to stop us from hunting.
CARTMAN Democrats piss me off!
JIMBO They say we can't shoot certain animals anymore unless they're posing an immediate threat. Therefore, before we shoot something, we have to say; "It's coming right for us!"
Stan can't believe his eyes.
STAN
Hey! It wasn't coming right for us!
It was just sitting there!
JIMBO
SHHH! Not so loud!! Now that there's
just a technicality.
KYLE
What d'ya mean?
JIMBO
You see boys, the Democrats have
passed a lot of laws trying to stop
us from hunting.
CARTMAN
Democrats piss me off!
JIMBO
They say we can't shoot certain
animals anymore unless they're posing
an immediate threat. Therefore, before
we shoot something, we have to say;
"It's coming right for us!"