3 teens suspected of animal abuse in Coquitlam, police seeking pet chicken’s owner

Law & Order | 752 hits | Jul 28 3:41 pm | Posted by: Strutz

Three teenagers and a domesticated chicken are at the centre of an investigation by Coquitlam RCMP.

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by Strutz
Fri Jul 28, 2023 10:43 pm
Here's a headline you don't see every day...

Do you recognize this chicken?

Seriously though shame on the assholes who assaulted this chicken.
by DrCaleb
Sun Jul 30, 2023 2:16 pm
So, why is it assault only if the chicken is a pet?

I know. Radical animal rights guy here.
by Thanos
Sun Jul 30, 2023 10:59 pm
The cops could really ruin these idiots lives by spreading the rumour that "we believe they wanted to steal the chicken in order to have sex with it". Life sentenced to the eternal humiliation of being known locally as three chicken-fucking pervs - much worse than going to court or jail.
by herbie
Sun Jul 30, 2023 11:30 pm
The wife told me once about how when she worked till, a Karen refuse to buy a chicken once because she "slammed it down" too hard after she scanned it. Refused to pay for "bruised chicken". The chicken was ....

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