The Heaviest Drinker in the Animal Kingdom


Funny | 203473 hits | Dec 28 4:10 pm | Posted by: Strutz
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The heaviest drinkers in the animal kingdom are punier than you might expect. Elephants, for example, are massive, but they are relative lightweights—they lack a gene for alcohol metabolism. Humans actually rank pretty highly, thanks to our ancestors’

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  1. by avatar Strutz
    Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:14 am
    LOL.

  2. by avatar herbie
    Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:39 am
    I still remember how in about 1975 a girl at the house let her hamster run loose on the kitchen table.
    All of a sudden, somebody noticed in was IN the bag of weed. Had damn near 1/3 oz stuffed in it's cheeks and ran off all thru the kitchen, uncatchable.
    Not a damn thing happened to it, those things have a 10 GHz metabolism

  3. by avatar DrCaleb
    Wed Dec 29, 2021 12:41 am
    “falls onto side and does not right self.”

    "You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on." Dean Martin



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