Tesla Autopilot crash driver 'was playing video game'

It is too bad the tax-payers have to foot the bill to solve stupid rich-people problems that have been solved by poor people long ago.

Gee, what do you think people in driver-less cars will be doing besides playing video games, napping and having sex (or masturbating) in the backseat.

"You ordered me to trust the robot so I trusted the fucking robot. Why am I even in trouble here? ". Defense lawyers are gonna get rich with this one.

The choice of "Autopilot" as the name was idiotic, but the manual still says to have both hands on the wheel at all times. And the car enforces it, by making you touch the wheel every so often.

The car wants you to touch it.

Car: Touch me! Yeah touch me right there..oohhhhhh yeah you know where to touch a car don't you.

16 year old boy: Oh I LOVE Driving as he unzips his pants.

Police: Well His pants were down but he had a smile on his face when he died.

I am reminded of a song by Samantha Fox.

I'm glad I don't remember any of her songs.

I wasn't thinking of her voice.

Nor am I

The only "Touch me" song I listen to...

You stand there with your fixed expression
Casting doubt on all I have to say.
Why don't you touch me, touch me,
Why don't you touch me, touch me,
Touch me now, now, now, now, now...

Nor am I
Seriously guys???

Maybe that should be the sound bite for the Tesla telling you to put your hands on the wheel.

Or the Madonna song Like A Virgin touch for the very first time.

Then there is the Rocky Horror Show song. Touch me, touch me, I want to feel dirty.

Nor am I
Seriously guys???

Dude check out her music video's from the mid 80's