Despite recent headlines like, "NASA asteroid WARNING: Three giant asteroids to pass Earth THIS SATURDAY," there is absolutely no need to worry. Nicole Mortillaro explains why.
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!
Given our the new status quo would Doritos be okay.
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!
Given our the new status quo would Doritos be okay. Given our new status quo I thinks we'll have to have a little something else to greet the end with...
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But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
I'd say here's hoping.
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!
I'd say here's hoping.
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!
Given our the new status quo would Doritos be okay.
I'd say here's hoping.
But, if we're going to be hit by an asteroid, comet or alien spaceship shaped like an extra long turd, I want it to be a slow drawn out process so I can be entertained while watching all the polarized assholes now running amok in our country and America lose their collective minds when the realization that their political partisanship and supposed superior moral position means sweet fuck all in the grand scheme of things.
Besides I want to be able to get to ground zero because if you're gonna go there'd be no better way than watching one of these things thunder in right on top of you.
You bring the snacks and I'll bring the beer, or wine, or wth both!
Given our the new status quo would Doritos be okay.
Given our new status quo I thinks we'll have to have a little something else to greet the end with...
I never get what I really want.