Second civil war letters: Alex Jones conspiracy ignites a parody conflict Parody letters from a "second civil war" to topple Donald Trump flood Twitter on the Fourth of July.Commentsview comments in forum Page 1 2 You need to be a member of CKA and be logged into the site, to comment on news. |
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The only thing that's changed is the party that's being targeted.
Except that the war didn't go the way the Incel Division of Antifag thought it would go.
As for the "letters", I put one in an got eighty likes (my best results on Twitter ever) for comparing Mar-A-Lago to Andersonville and saying that the MAGA commanders used up all the medical care to treat their genital warts instead of using it to tend to their own badly-wounded troops.
We met to launch the #SecondCivilWar today at a brunch hotspot. We weren't informed there'd be bottomless mimosas; casualties from drunkenness have been staggering.
Fortunately, the RedHats can't decide whether their maps are "fake news" or not.
#secondcivilwarletters
I write during a lull in fire at my post at IHOB. Heavy casualties overnight due to a shortage of sliders and pancake syrup. The enemy has taken to assaulting us with poisoned Skittles and covfefe. General Stormy promises relief, but I'm not sure we'll last another day. Please tell Father I love him. And also that I was the one who drank all his expensive malt whiskey.
#secondcivilwarletters
The tide is likely to turn soon when our reinforcements from Texas arrive hopped up on chemically washed beef. Those weak boned losers won't know what hit them. Anyway, must go now as the evening Latte rations are being served and I want to get there before the chocolate sprinkles run out.
Your loving son Tarquin
While I agree with you Bart, no need to throw in the homophobe stuff
Even bloody and bruised, and suffering from their horrific dependencies to meth, hentai, and jenkem, the surrendering MAGAs and mom's-basement dwellers from 4Chan and Reddit still carried themselves with a certain pride and dignity. It was a sight to stir the heart as they regretfully handed over their keyboards and anime-pillows ...
That entire thread was terrific, one of Twitter's greatest moments in it's entire history.
Even bloody and bruised, and suffering from their horrific dependencies to meth, hentai, and jenkem, the surrendering MAGAs and mom's-basement dwellers from 4Chan and Reddit still carried themselves with a certain pride and dignity. It was a sight to stir the heart as they regretfully handed over their keyboards and anime-pillows ...
That entire thread was terrific, one of Twitter's greatest moments in it's entire history.
Your obsession with Reddit is very strange.
Antifag?
While I agree with you Bart, no need to throw in the homophobe stuff
Thanks, I won't use this one again. Just getting sick of these little twerps assaulting people and the pattern is always these white, vegetarian-esque, pasty-faced, momma's boys who literally can't take the violence they dish out.
Reddit didn't do itself any favours with the sort of boards it used to allow to exist on their platform. They only did something about it when they got called out for it. And they still let way too many things go with what they permit the alt-Reich and others to post. Example, .
Some people still believe in free speech...warts and all.
It is what it is but Reddit can't complain if others think that they're a place to avoid because they opt to not do anything when their platform is used by cretins. It's long past time to quit pretending that these basement-dwellers with their kek flags and stupid Pepe avatars are just some "harmless" young pranksters. They're not, they're willing volunteers and promoters of a movement that is atavistic and, at it's core, completely reprehensible.
I happen to like Pepe!