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Category: Canadian Jokes/Regional Jokes

From:	Sapper
Author:	Unknown
Added:	January 16, 2007
Modified:	January 16, 2007
Views:	4156
Votes:	22
Rating:	5.45

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The Frozen Baby Skunk:

Frozen Skunk

A Saskatchewan man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when
the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying
at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive.

It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death.
Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?"

He says, "OK, Get in the car with it."
The wife says, "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

"But what about the smell?" said the wife.
"Just hold its little nose."

The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat
him with died at the scene .

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2 Rdnecks having a beer
Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
By Anonymous
3 stupid men
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
By Anonymous
The New Hockey Player
This is not funny. It is messed up.
By Anonymous
Newfie Air Disaster
Frickin lolz!
By Anonymous
God on the 8th day
I wish I could visit Canada.
By Anonymous