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Category: Other Jokes/Sex Jokes
From: Sapper
Author: Unknown
Added: January 16, 2007
Modified: January 16, 2007
Views: 3125
Votes: 4
Rating: 7.75



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Home Depot Scam Artists:
A "heads up" for men who may be regular Home Depot
customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a
clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be
quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it
couldn't happen to you!!!

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come
over to your car as you are packing your shopping into
the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and
Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their
skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say
"No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home
Depot or Lowe's.

You agree and they get in the back seat.
On the way, they start having sex with each other.
Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and
performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals
your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen December 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th,9th, 10th, twice
on the 11th, 12th, 13th, 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th and three times just
yesterday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So be careful






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