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From:	dennis_is_canadian
Author:	Unknown
Added:	April 22, 2005
Modified:	April 22, 2005
Views:	68541
Votes:	607
Rating:	7.74

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American Beer:

What does urine and American beer have in common?

They both taste the same going in and comming out

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Posted By: Anonymous	ha ha...that was kinda funny...but think of a better one, man. My canuck soul is getting restless for more anti-american jokes :)
Posted By: striker265	thats pretty gay stop posting american-biased jokes they're getting pretty dumb
Posted By: striker265	and by the way how the fuck does that happen
Posted By: Anonymous	that is the stupidest joke ever, do you have nothing better to do in canada then make fun of americans
Posted By: KillU99	What do you expect, we are canadian and americans are..., well american, so we naturally have to comment on there ways and things that they do and say, along with the quality of their beer, hey its not our fault they beer tastes like urine
Posted By: Derek_gh
Posted By: spiderman	that was stupid
Posted By: Anonymous	Alright so you tasted your piss three times? Once to know what the piss tastes like coming in, once to know what it tastes like coming out and once to know what the beer tastes like coming out! Now that's a joke! Haha shit don't give Canadians such a bad name.
Posted By: Anonymous	both canadian and american mass produced beer suck, why don't you get off your butt and try some microbrew from both countries. you'll find out that both Canada and USA have some outstanding microbrew that is 100times better than your thoughtless bigbox union made beers that run a million naked women commercials to sell their crap.
Posted By: Anonymous	Im English Yey For Canada (exept the french bit) Boo For America
Posted By: Anonymous	I'm american, and I live in Canada and gotta say Canada has about 5 times more choices as far as beer compared to the U.S. The only 3 downsides in CA: 1)can't buy the stuff just anywhere 2)Beer Store 3)LCBO.
Posted By: Anonymous	that was terrible! get a life! im canadian and hate americans but that was crap! i mean come on! jeeez
Posted By: Anonymous	Dumb!
Posted By: Anonymous	WOW that was really bad
Posted By: Anonymous	Change your name to Dennis is a stuped Canadian
Posted By: Arctic_Menace	Anonymous, stop it. Seriously....and shut up while you're at it........bind yourself before you type from now on, okay?
Posted By: sparkys_girl	It wouldn't be so funny if it weren't true...I don't know about the piss...but beer here is only 3 point...might as well drink cough syrup :D
Posted By: CapeApe	they both have the same alchohol content as well lol
Posted By: Ribeye	Premium Genesee Ice Beer has 5.5% alc./vol and its brewed in the U.S. The LCBO her in Thunder Bay sell 24 cans for $32. There is only a few places in Ontario that sell it. Lucky me.It's not a bad beer for being American. And as for drinking pee, we all have. It's called tap water. They say every glass of water you drink has been through 7 other people.
Posted By: DangerMouse	All beer tastes like pee and those who drink it and make out that it tastes great are acting, and still those who drink it along with food are dorks...
Posted By: Bacardi4206	Jesus, This is the Canada vs USA joke section. All the jokes are Anti-American. If you don't like it, then why the hell do you keep coming back here and viewing them all? Just ignore them... Besides, Go look at American versions of a site like this you all got the same thing. Stop crying.
Posted By: Anonymous	Oh My God, would all you idiotic americans PLEASE shut up?it is a hilarious joke and it speaks the truth.If you think your beer is good, you HAVE NOT tasted Canadian beer.
Posted By: Anonymous	all that americans drink is light beers. you guys should just drink coolers...you'll look just as cool.

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