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Spying on The Brits: A Canadian Spy Tale

jdhatt
2004-11-15 18:35:03
-Mario-
2004-12-01 10:37:08
Hey, Dr.
I must correct your info.... they use metric. It is illegal to use imperial. Just making sure you don't end up in jail. Talk about blowing your cover.

Robert Stenhouse MEng/ElSy

P.S. Add sugar in your tea.
JonnyW_18
2005-04-12 23:22:10
what wars?

you mean peacekeeping all the time?
JonnyW_18
2005-04-16 05:08:25
The truth
TheUSofA1776
2005-05-19 22:32:53
is not out there. Here are your...
canucker
2005-05-21 22:15:46
instuctions for the coming mission. Read them, and then destroy them immediately." As I read the instructions carefully, I realized .....
Ripcat
2005-05-23 09:36:12
...that my odds of successfully completing the mission would be quite low. The mission will put all my years of training and experience to the test but I think I'll need alot of luck too.

After eating the mission instructions I set to formulating a plan of action.
TheUSofA1776
2005-05-29 17:21:10
About half an hour into the formulating, I realized the instructions were not sitting too well in my stomach. I ran to sit on the toilet, but right before I unzipped my pants, I felt my bowels lose control and...
C_is_for_Chinook
2005-06-03 23:03:37
I managed to splatter all over the seat leaving little bits and pieces of mission papers all over the place. I think only the bravest of the brave would want to piece this one together. Gads the smell is starting to get to me, where is the Lysol when you need it???
-Mario-
2005-06-22 10:40:26
Thats when I realized that there was additional instructions on the other side of the sheet. I started to piece it back together when...
Oberfreiter
2005-09-03 17:00:16
All of a suddon, the acids within my stools began to burn away my fingers...
CanmoreGrl
2005-09-05 09:47:14
but I managed to piece the instructions together just in time. They said that I would need full use of my hands, so do not impale myself in such a way that I could not use them. Swearing quite loudly I attempted a no hand call to Headquarters and they told me to....


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