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From: Arctic_Menace
Author: Unknown
Added: June 24, 2005
Modified: June 24, 2005
Views: 27061
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Rating: 6.51



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3 stupid men:

One of the best jokes ever, done by me!

Paul Martin, Jack Layton, and Stephen Harper were all on a private jet together. Stephen Harper gets an idea. He says:"I'm gonna throw this $100 bill out the window, and make one Canadian really really happy."

Paul Martin doesn't want to be outdone, so he says:"I'll throw these two $50 bills out the window, and make two Canadians really really happy."

Jack Layton decides to go with the flow and says:"I'll throw these 100 loonies out the window, and make 100 Canadians really really happy."

At this point, the pilot comes through the door and says:"If you three don't shut the hell up right now, I'll throw all three of you out the window, and make 32 million Canadians really really happy."






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Anonymous
this is stupid
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Anonymous
awesome except the loonies would just kill the people they hit and also I dont' think your supposed to open airplane windows. Meh. Doesn't have to be real just has to be funny
thumbs up.
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LaCanuck
uh...not really funny
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
hehe
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Anonymous
Good one for the election on 01/23/06.
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Anonymous
Not a bad joke. Of course it was originally told about Deifenbacher, Pearson and an even more forgettable NDP leader. (and of course the loonies were $1 bills)
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Anonymous
I thought it was pretty funny, made me laugh:)
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Anonymous
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
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