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From: paprika
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Added: May 15, 2005
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When God created Earth:

A funny joke about how God created Canada
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Michael the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Michael, look what I've made." Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a place of great balance." "Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused. God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different
countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be
very cold and covered in ice." The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large landmass in the top corner and asked, "What's that one?" "Ah," said God. "That's Canada, the most glorious place on Earth. There are beautiful mountains, lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite coastline. The people from Canada are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found travelling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard working and high achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them super-human, undefeatable ice
hockey players who will be admired and feared by all who come across them." Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed; "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!" God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them...."






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Anonymous		do not talk about russians that way
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TheUSofA1776 		poor iceland
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Arctic_Menace 		Aww man, priceless
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Anonymous		awsome, dude. And the usofa1776....the jokes means UNDER them, whoever posted that got that word wrong, so eat that bitch!
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Anonymous		Oh ya, that could apply to Russians too... Russia is cool! TATU rules!!
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Anonymous		russia IS cool, tatu is SHIT!
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nothing 		ok usa ive posted like 5 times what the hell are u doing on this site go back to sum crapy pussy us site and just go AWAY!!!
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Anonymous		burn
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Anonymous		u dont like usa
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Anonymous		No, we do like the USA. We just like Canada better. And besides, if we didn't like the USA we wouldn't make up all these hilarious jokes about them.
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kat42
don't wrry russia or iceland that isn't directed towards you it was a typo
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southyr6 		that was a whole lot of reading for something that didn't even humor me. thanks for wasting my time with yet another unfunny piece of canadian sh!t.
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Bacardi4206 		What a shocker, southr6 bitching about another joke. Please gain a sense of humor, or leaving the site and going to a American version website. You must have no life if you waste it on something like this. Congrats.
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btm11 		i agree, southyr6 is just a stupid american with nothing better to do than get pissed off over nothing, and try and bash canada.
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Anonymous		the only reason we make fun of the us is cuz its so easy!
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