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From:	dennis_is_canadian
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Added:	April 22, 2005
Modified:	April 22, 2005
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3 Wishes:

There are three guys walking together, a Newfie, a Quebecer, and a Vancouver guy.
They come across a lantern and a genie pops out.
(I will give you each one wish, that's three wishes.)

So the Newfie says (I am a fisherman, my dad's a fisherman, and his dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish)
Like that, the oceans were full.

The Quebecer was amazed, he said (I want a wall around Quebec, so no one will get in.)
And like that, there was a wall around Quebec.

The Vancouver guy says (Tell me more about this wall.)
The genie says (Well its about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out.)
So the Vancouver guy says (Fill it up with water.)

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Posted By: Anonymous	HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted By: Anonymous	ROFL! Thats awesome...
Posted By: Anonymous	lmao the greatest
Posted By: HockeyBabe	not funny... cries
Posted By: Anonymous	Actually, we have a very similar joke in Quebec, obviously slightly different... When I heard it for the first time it said that an Ontarian, a Quebecer and a Native found the genie... Then both the Native and the Ontarian asked the genie to build walls around them (Ontario and the reserves in Quebec) because they are so tired of Quebecers... Then the Quebecer asked the genie about the walls and then asked him to fill it up with water... I have a couple others, but you have to be able to understand French... L’autre jour, j'ai vu un homme qui buvait l’eau du fleuve sous le pont Jacques Cartier... Je lui ai donc crié « Ne bois pas l’eau, elle est polluée »… Ce a quoi il m’a répondu « What ? ». Je lui ai donc répété « Ne bois pas l’eau, elle est polluée ! ». Il me répondit ensuite « Sorry, I don’t speak French… ». Ce a quoi j’ai répliqué : « Drink slowly ! » Un garçon et son père venaient de déménager au Québec, arrivant de l’Ontario. Le fils demanda donc au père : « Que sommes-nous, maintenant que nous vivons au Québec ? », « Nous sommes québécois », lui répondit le père. « Et quand on habitait l’Ontario ? » demande le fils… « Ontarien » répondit le père…
Posted By: sparkys_girl	haha...funny, eventhough there's more than a few versions floating around...and the joke about the water ^ ...very funny :D
Posted By: Anonymous	I love you Dennis

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