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Category: Canadian Jokes/Regional Jokes
From: Jon W
Author: Unknown
Added: April 21, 2005
Modified: April 21, 2005
Views: 5859
Votes: 11
Rating: 8.45



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Newfie Ham Sandwitch:
There were 3 guys working on a high rise construction site in Toronto one day...an Albertan, an Ontarian and a Newfie. At lunch time the Albertan opens his lunch and much to his disgust finds a ham sandwitch and says..."Ugh, ANOTHER ham sandwitch...if mom packs me one more of these I swear to God I'll jump off of this building. The Ontarian then opens his lunch to find a ham sandwtich as well he says "Ugh...ham sandwitch, If mom packs me ONE more of these, I'LL jump off this building." The Newfie then opens his lunch and he too finds a ham sandwitch. He says "O me Lard, a ham sandwitch, if my mudder packs me another one I'm jumpin' off this building. The following day at the construction site the three open their lunches and all find ANOTHER ham sandwitch and all jump off the building to their death. Their funerals were held all at once at the same church and before the funeral started the mothers of each of the three men met for the first time and grieved. The Albertan mother said..."I dont know why my son jumped off, I thought he loved ham sandwitches (sobbing)" The Ontarian mother said "I dont know why my son jumped either...if only he just spoke up and told me he didnt like ham sandwitches (sobbing)" The Newfie mother said (angry and confused) "I dunno why my son jumped off, he packs his own damn lunch!!!"

[Newfies Rock]






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Anonymous		i laffed so hard at this
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Darkeh 		LMFAO. I love it, xD
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sparkys_girl 		Umm..funny joke, but it's 'sandwiches' :D
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Anonymous		lovely, very lovely, and i read this one before.... ASWOME JOKE ;P
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