An American tourist in Northern Ireland was walking down a street in Belfast, all of a sudden someone puts a gun to his back and says: "Are you a Catholic or Protestant"
The American thinks "If I say Catholic he'll shoot me because he's a Protestant, but If I say Protestant he'll shoot me because he's a Catholic" thinking about it some more he answers: "I'm Jewish"
The man behind him laughs and says "Praise be to Allah, I'm the luckiest Arab in Ireland"
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