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From: Arctic_Menace
Author: Unknown
Added: April 02, 2005
Modified: April 02, 2005
Views: 14544
Votes: 26
Rating: 8.84



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North America\\\'s Basement:


There is a drunk American in a bar. He stumbles over to a Canadian watching an Oilers game and says to him: "You Canadian?" The Canadian says: "Yes I am." The American sits down with a grin and says:"We have a sayin' in America: 'Canada is the grumpy and whining neighbour above a really great party.'" The Canadian says: "Really? Well, we have a saying in Canada too: 'America is like North America's basement. It's where you put all the crap and try to forget about it.'"






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Posted By:
Arctic_Menace
I actually wrote this one.....hope you guys and gals enjoy it!!!!
Posted By:
Anonymous
good stuff A.M.
Posted By:
Anonymous
Posted By:
TheUSofA1776
'America is like North America's basement. It's where you put all the crap and try to forget about it.' I though that's what attics were for ;)
Posted By:
-Mario-
That was funny... 10 for me.
Posted By:
Anonymous
America's attic, Canada's basement. lmao when will the bashing ever stop? :P
Posted By:
Anonymous
Canada gets all the stuff from America, and Canada thinks they are the best...wow, ironic and pathetic. Canadians tell the Americans that Canada has some good water, so Canada is the best, and the Americans tell the Canadians "America's jr. is whining again...lmao"

Canada is such a pathetic country.
Posted By:
Anonymous
if we are so pathetic why are you on a canadian web site you little fuck
wy dont you go back to fucking ur sister
Posted By:
slazie
over all canada is an easier place to live and we barle get anything from america from good tv
Posted By:
slazie
P.S. we dont put our crap in america. america already is crap :P
Posted By:
Anonymous
hahaha that's true.. america does suck .. but without Canada you american fuckers would be sitting in the dark.. us Canadians supply all your fucking electricity dumbasses! and we take your garbage too, so your all not sitting in your own shit everyday. shut up about this basement and attic shit .. lets get real we dont like eachother cos America can't stand be called assholes and Canada can't stand putting up with the assholes!
Posted By:
Anonymous
P.S that last one was from Katie N xo ..proud Canadian.lol
Posted By:
Anonymous
Arctic Menace, it's brilliant! lol You tell those damn stuck up Americans!!
Posted By:
Anonymous
in continuation of Katie N's post: at least here in Canada we're not a country full of fat asses who think they're superior to the entire world, whilst your president is dumber and more clueless than a piece of wood and you have 37 million people living in poverty in your country (that's more than our entire population!). You may be the richest country in the world, but what the hell are you doing with all that money, huh?! Hurricane Katrina devestates New Orleans and it takes your idiot government like a week to respond. Bush is like "Oh, we'll deal with it when I'm finished my golf game. Write it down on a Post-It for me though, will ya?"

Honestly...*tsk tsk*
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Anonymous
Posted By:
Arctic_Menace
Anonymous said: "Canada gets all the stuff from America, and Canada thinks they are the best...wow, ironic and pathetic. Canadians tell the Americans that Canada has some good water, so Canada is the best, and the Americans tell the Canadians "America's jr. is whining again...lmao" Canada is such a pathetic country."

Oh really? Last I checked, it's the other way around...We give you everything you need. Canada gives you guys water, wood, electricity, gas, and oil...all things that you guys need but don't have.....

And if you knew anything about Canada, you would know that we are a totally awesome nation...we just don't go trumpeting around like you Yanks......
Posted By:
Arctic_Menace
dude, you are so immature....

and whoever posted this...

"if we are so pathetic why are you on a canadian web site you little fuck wy dont you go back to fucking ur sister".


That doesn't make any sense. You really are retarded...
Posted By:
kat42
ppl these are jokes have u ever heard of the saying if u can't take the heat stay out of the kitchen if you don't like the jokes stay off the site it is canadian it's for canadians who are sick of americans making jokes about us so we gather to blow off a littel bit of steam in an articulate way they are just jokes they don't mean anything. If your getting so offended by them get off the site and tell your ppl to stop doing the same to us
Posted By:
southyr6
you canadians are such sensitive little bitches. you need to shut up and get celine dion out of our beautiful country. we didn't ask for her over-emotional canadian gay sissy ass so please, take her back. we own you. mounted police?? hahaha mounted. men mounting men up in your queer little shithole country. canadians smell.
Posted By:
southyr6
oh and i think it is hilarious that when you canadians bash america on this site, you do it anonymously. hahahaha you have always been cowards so i guess it is to be expected hahahahaha.
Posted By:
btm11
artic_menace, ur my hero, way 2 tell those damn americans off
proud canadian:)
Posted By:
11mjf
hah! how are canadians pathetic..sure the newfies talk funny.. but how can you americans explain the south... yeah.. hang your heads in shame and tell them to stop imbreeding
Posted By:
Bacardi4206
Hate to burst your bubble southyr6, but if you look at every single joke on here you will see a bunch of American's that are too sensative to take a joke. Just like you saw in this very joke topic. So for your own sake, stop talking mmkay?

Also if you open your eyes, about 80% of the people here are registered, the 20% non registered are 50% American. Again, stop talking mmkay?
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