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From: Canadaka
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Added: September 30, 2004
Modified: September 30, 2004
Views: 33933
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God Created Canada:
On the sixth day God turned to Archangel Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mountain goats and eagles, beautiful sparkling lakes bountiful with bass and trout, forests full of elk and moose, high cliffs over-looking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life, and rivers stocked with salmon."

God continued, "I shall make the land rich in oil so as to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Canadians, and they shall be known as the most friendly people on the earth."

"But Lord," asked Gabriel, "don't you think you are being too generous to these Canadians?"

"Not really," replied God, "just wait and see the neighbours I am going to give them."






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Anonymous		That is so true
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ViveLeCanada 		hehehe, separatists are crap too
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canadian1971 		LOL...i POSTED THAT ONE TOO!!!
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Anonymous		That's true, canadian1971, you did post it, so anyone who wants to see my review of this poor excuse for a joke can go read it over in the canada vs us pile. -Rob
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Anonymous		-give high-five- Its sooo true LMAO!
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Anonymous		that joke is jokes!!!
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Jayimcdn 		lmao, that is so bloody ture, but dont forget those separatists.
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NYVampyre 		You forgot he then added beer so they would accomplish nothing except fishing and fighting about suceeding from each other.
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