One Sunday morning in Ottawa, the devil decides to pay a visit to a packed church.
The doors burst open, and a rolling black cloud tumbles in with the devil in its midst. People jump out of the pews and run outdoors, screaming - all except for two. One is the Minister, the other Laureen Harper.
Satan is a bit perplexed. He points to the Minister and says, "You! I can understand why you didn't run away, you are in your Lord's house, you preach against me everyday and you aren't afraid of me. But YOU (points to the Laureen), why didn't you run out scared like everyone else?"
Laureen crosses one leg over the other and calmly answers, "Why, I'm surprised you don't recognize me...I've been married to your brother for 18 years!"
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