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From:	Old_Fart
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Added:	January 31, 2016
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MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES of the GOVERNMENT of CANADA:

MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES of the HARPERs CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT of CANADA

MEMO TO ALL EMPLOYEES of the GOVERNMENT of CANADA

In order to assure the Canadian Government's highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.).

We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your supervisor.

You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our supervisors are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.

Canadian Government Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T . will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.) and retrained at the P.M.O..

Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T.).

Since 2006, our Canadian Government supervisors took S.H.I.T. before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.

If you are full of Canadian Government S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others.
We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.).

For employees who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T).
This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.

If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T.).

Thank you,

BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)

P.S.: Now send this S.H.I.T. to youself as you need S.H.I.T. in your life, just do not to the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T.
I don`t have enough time in my life and have already is full of S.H.I.T.!!!

Thank you for your time,

Sincerely,
DIRECTOR UNDER THE MAIN BUREAU OF SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(The "D.U.M.B.S.H.I.T.")

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