It's Not About the HARPER SALES TAX , Buty it's close to it...
A few weeks ago was my 57th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning.
I went down to breakfast knowing Mary, my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.
Mary didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought, "Well, that's wife`s for you.
The children will remember. "The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Mim said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better.
Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Mim knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day.
Let's go. We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go.
We went out into the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, Mim said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not." Mim said, "Let's go to my apartment."
After arriving at his apartment Mim said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.
Sure," I excitedly replied. Mim went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes Mim came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by Toni, my children and dozens of our friends.
They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the couch.......naked.
THENNNNNNnnnnnnnnn
After the party, I went home and says to Mary, "Do you know what HST stands for?"
Mary said "No, what"
I said "It means Happy Screwing Tonight."
Mary said "oh really."??
I said, "Yeah, what are my chances?"
Mary said "Here in Lanark County, about 13%." ??????[align=center][B]
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