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From: Old_Fart
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Added: February 27, 2010
Modified: February 27, 2010
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Proper Canadian Job Placements:

How To Make Members of This Canadian Parliament Disappear
Proper Canadian Job Placements

Methods Could Be From A Government Human Resources...

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new hires in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after six hours.

4. Then analyze the situation.

a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the
Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

c. If they have messed up the whole place with the
bricks, put them in Engineering.

d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange
order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other,
put them in Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put
them in Information Technology.

h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

i. If they say they have tried different
combinations andthey are looking for more, yet
not a brick has been moved,put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put
them in Management.

k. If they are staring out of the window, put them
in Strategic Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a
single brick has been moved, congratulate them and
put them in Top Government Management.

m. Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with
bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor
heard from, make them
Ministers of the Conservative Party of Canada
and place them on Parliament Hill.






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