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From: Old_Fart
Author: Unknown
Added: August 10, 2009
Modified: August 10, 2009
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Harper & The Girls:

Harper told why to reduce spending of sorts
In Ottawa, Stephen Harper was looking for a call girl.
Along Bank Street, he found three such girls in a local pub, a blonde, a brunette and a redhead.
To the blonde he said, 'I am the Primer Minister of Canada.

Now how much would it cost me to spend some time with you?'
She replied, $200.'

To the brunette he asked the same question.
Her reply was $100.

He then asked the redhead Her reply was,

'Mr. Primer Minister, if you can get my skirt up as high as my taxes, my pants as low as my wages, get that thing of yours as hard as the times we are living in, and keep it rising like the price of gas, keep me warmer than it is in my apartment and screw me the way you have the auto retirees from the Government Motors of Canada, then it isn't going to cost you a damn cent!'






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