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From: Chopper
Author: Unknown
Added: March 10, 2005
Modified: March 10, 2005
Views: 2359
Votes: 6
Rating: 6.83



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Things you wish you could say at work:
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of shit
2. I have plenty of talent and also a grand vision, I just don't give a fuck
3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public
4. I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again
5. You are validating my inherent mistrust of subordinates
6. I'm already visualizing the duct tape on your mouth
7. Someday, you'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject
8. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental
9. I like you, You remind me of when I was young and stupid
10. I'm not being rude, you're just insignificant

USEFUL EXPRESSION FOR HIGH STRESS DAYS

Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe
And your cry-baby, whiny-assed opinion would be
How many times do I have to flush for you to go away
Did I step on your poor little ego, Awwwwww
When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you
Earth is full, go home
Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine
Not the brightest crayon in the crayola box, are we
Do I look like a fucking people person
You, off my fucking planet, NOW






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