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From:	canucker
Author:	Unknown
Added:	January 21, 2007
Modified:	January 21, 2007
Views:	3253
Votes:	6
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Political Correctness:

Due to the climate of political correctness...

Due to the climate of political correctness now
pervading America , Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West
Virginians will no longer be referred to as
"HILLBILLIES."

You must now refer to them as 'APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS'.

And furthermore.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1 She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a
"BREASTED AMERICAN ('Female' added is acceptable in
urban areas of 450 pop. or more)."

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY
ACCESSIBLE".

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY".

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a
"PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION".

5 . She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY
REPETITIVE".

6. She is not a "TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW COST
SERVICE PROVIDER".

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN
AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a
"LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY".

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is just "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN".

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He
"INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS".

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION".

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a
case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION".

6. It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his
pants - It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

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2 Rdnecks having a beer
Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
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3 stupid men
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
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The New Hockey Player
This is not funny. It is messed up.
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Frickin lolz!
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I wish I could visit Canada.
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