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Category: Canadian Jokes/Sports Jokes
From: Canadaka
Author: Unknown
Added: September 30, 2004
Modified: September 30, 2004
Views: 9192
Votes: 13
Rating: 5.38



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WHY PLAYOFF HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX:
1. It's legal to play hockey professionally.

2. The puck is always hard.

3. Protective equipment is reusable and you don't even have to wash it.

4. It lasts a full hour.

5. You know you're finished when the buzzer sounds.

6. Your parents cheer when you score.

7. Periods only last 20 minutes.

8. You can count on it at least twice a week.

9. You can tell your friends about it afterwards.

10. A two-on-one or three-on-one is not uncommon.






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