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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: December 30, 2006
Modified: December 30, 2006
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Pregnant Blonde:
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and I start jumping up and down along with
her.

She said, "I have some really great news!"

I said, "Great. Tell me why you're so happy."

She stopped jumping and, breathing heavily from all the jumping up and
down, told me that she was pregnant! I knew that she had been trying for a
while so I told her, "That's great! I couldn't be happier for you!"

Then she said, "There's more."

I asked, "What do you mean 'more'?"

She said, "Well, we are not having just one baby. We are going to have
TWINS!" Amazed at how she could know so soon after getting pregnant, I
asked her how she knew. She said...


(You're going to love this!)




"Well, that was the easy part. I went to Wal-Mart and they actually had a

home pregnancy kit in a twin-pack. Both tests came out positive!"






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