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From:	bootlegga
Author:	Unknown
Added:	September 18, 2006
Modified:	September 18, 2006
Views:	2638
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Marketing made easy:

Marketing made easy

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a

gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at

you says, "He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and

say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten

your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for

her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say,

"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, "You are very rich.."
That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm

rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am

very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her husband

That's demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you

say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" she turns her face towards you and
she is your wife !

That's competition eating into your market share !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
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3 stupid men
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
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This is not funny. It is messed up.
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Frickin lolz!
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I wish I could visit Canada.
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