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From: Hyack
Author: Unknown
Added: September 11, 2006
Modified: September 11, 2006
Views: 7384
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I’m Better Than You:
Three Texas plastic surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed.One of them said, “I’m the best plastic surgeon in Texas. A concert pianist lost 7 fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England.”

One of the others said. “That’s nothing. A young man lost both arms and legs in an accident, I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold medal in 5 field events in the Olympics.”

The third surgeon said, “You guys are amateurs. Several years ago a cowboy who was high on cocaine and alcohol rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the horse’s ass and a cowboy hat. Now he’s President of the United States!”






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Mr_Canada 		OMFG LMFAO. That was fucking good. lol
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btm11 		lol, luv these jokes.
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Anonymous		Hehe, awesome joke! XD
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