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From: IkeaMan
Author: Unknown
Added: May 27, 2006
Modified: May 27, 2006
Views: 3115
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Rating: 10



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Peaches:
An older farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He
knocked on the door and a very pretty young lady dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the door.

He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked "would
you like to buy some peaches?"

She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked "are
they as firm as this?"

He nodded his head and said, "Yes" and a little tear ran from
his eye.

Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking
"are they nice and pink like this?"

The farmer said "yes" and another tear came from the other
eye.

The lady then opened the bottom of her negligee and asked,
"Are they as fuzzy as this?"

He again said "yes" and broke down crying.

The lady said "what in the world is wrong with
you?"

Drying his eyes he said, "The drought got my corn, the flood
got my cotton, and now I'm gonna get screwed out of my
peaches."








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