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From: 1andonly
Author: Unknown
Added: April 24, 2006
Modified: April 24, 2006
Views: 4102
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Rating: 2.66



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Third Graders:
Three third graders, a Cape Breton kid, a PEI kid and a
>Newfoundlander
> >> are in the playground at recess. One of them suggests that they play
>a
> >> new game.
> >>
> >> "Let's see who has the largest weenie," he says."Okay."
> >>
> >> They all agree.
> >>
> >> The Cape Breton kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.
> >>
> >> "That's nothing," says the PEI kid. He whips his out. His is a couple
> >> of
> >> inches longer.
> >>
> >> Not to be outdone, the Newfoundlander whips his out. It is by far the
> >> biggest.
> >>
> >> That night, eating dinner at home, the Newfoundlanders mother asks
>him
> >> what he did at school today.
> >>
> >> "Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out
>loud
> >> from a new book ... and during recess, my friends and I played 'Let's
> >> see who has the largest weenie."
> >>
> >> What kind of game is that, honey?" asks the mother.
> >>
> >> Well, me, Angus and John each pulled out our weenies and I had the
> >> biggest! The other kids say its because I'm a Newfoundlander. Is that
> >> true, Mom?"
> >>
> >> Mom replies, "No, Honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
> >>








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