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From: 1andonly
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Added: March 29, 2006
Modified: March 29, 2006
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CANADIAN IMPOSTOR ALERT:
As a Canadian, you have to be extra vigilant. There are a lot of impostors out there. If you suspect that someone is falsely trying to pass themselves off as a Canadian, make the following statement - and then carefully note their reaction:

"Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a "shit disturber" and what not. What could I say, except, "Sorry, EH!"

If the person you are talking to nods sympathetically, they're one of us. If, however, they stare at you with a blank incomprehension, they are not a real Canadian. Have them reported to the authorities at once.







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Arctic_Menace 		lol, so true.
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Darkeh 		Love it. Nice.
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Canadian_Ghost 		Haha, Very true
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Draken 		And what about french Canadian like me, I am also unable to understand everything but I am Canadian. There is way too much expression for me in that text.
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