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Added: March 29, 2006
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Canadian Transportation Safety Board Investigation:




The Canadian Transportation Safety Board recently divulged that they had covertly funded a project with an auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel drive pick-up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.

They were surprised to find in almost all areas of Canada, the last words of drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!"

Only the Maritime provinces were different, where 89.3 percent of the final words were: "Hold my beer, and watch this".







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