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| From: | IkeaMan | | Author: | Unknown | | Added: | January 15, 2006 | | Modified: | January 15, 2006 | | Views: | 4583 | | Votes: | 8 | | Rating: | 6.37 | | | | | |
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| Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
I regret I cannot," lamented the first Arab.
"It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach
and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke,
and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said,
"I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish."
I said, "No shit?"
God Bless America
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