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From:	Hester
Author:	Unknown
Added:	December 22, 2005
Modified:	December 22, 2005
Views:	2166
Votes:	10
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ODE TO MOM:

ODE TO MOM

(Those silly words/phrases that we catch ourselves saying that remind of us Dear MOM)

I'm going to give you until the count of three.
Don't pick, it'll get infected.
I would have never talked to MY mother like that!
Who do you think you are?
I don't care what "everyone" is doing, I care what YOU are doing!
What, you want more money?
Well, the people in Hades want ice water, but do you see me with a PITCHER?
If I catch you doing that one more time, I'll...
You had better wipe that smile off your face before I do it for you.
When you don't listen to your Mom, that's when you get into trouble.
Don't use that tone with me!
Someday your face will freeze like that!
What if everyone jumped off a cliff? Would you do it, too?
Look at me when I'm talking to you.
You're going to put your eye out with that thing!
Do you think your socks are going to pick themselves up?
Your father is going to hear about this when HE gets home!
How many times do I have to tell you...don't throw things in the house!
No, you can't go steady! You KNOW what that leads to.
Were you born in a barn? Close the door -- and DON'T slam it!
Don't EVER let me catch you doing that again!
Be good -- and don't do ANYTHING to embarrass your parents.
No child of MINE would do something like that.
I don't know is NOT an answer.
Don't put that in your mouth, you don't know where it's been.
If you don't do it NOW, then when are you going to do it?

And the all-time clincher...
Why? Because I SAID so, that's why?

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