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From: Hester
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Added: December 09, 2005
Modified: December 09, 2005
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What retired people do:
Subject: What retired people do

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well for example, the other day I went into town and went to a shop in High Street. I was only in there for about 5 minutes. When I came out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Nazi Bastard.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I called him a piece of stinking dog shit.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't give a shit. I came into town by bus. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. Its important at my age.






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