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Category: Canadian Jokes

From:	IkeaMan
Author:	Unknown
Added:	November 27, 2005
Modified:	November 27, 2005
Views:	3640
Votes:	7
Rating:	3

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The Veterans Bar:

Four distinguished looking retired RCAF vets are walking down the street, window-shopping.
Then they turn a corner and see a sign that says "Veterans Bar" over the doorway of an entry into an establishment that doesn't look all that well kept up.
They look at each other then go in.
On the inside, they realize in this case, they could judge the book by its
cover.
The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "Come on in and let me pour one for you!
What'll it be, gentlemen?"
There seems to be a fully stocked bar so the men all ask for a martini.
In short time the bartender serves up 4 iced martinis - shaken not stirred and says, "That'll be 40 cents for the round, please." The four men stare at the bartender for a moment then look at each other they can't believe their good luck.
They pay the 40 cents, finish their martinis and order another round.
Again, four excellent martinis are produced with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 more cents, please."
They pay the 40 cents but their curiosity is more than they can stand.
They've each had two martinis and so far they've spent less than a dollar.
Finally one of the men says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime a piece?"
The bartender replies, "No doubt you've noticed the décor in here. And the outside ain't nothin' to write home about.
I don't waste money on that stuff.
But, here's my story. I'm a retired Armourer from the Canadian Air Force and I always wanted to own a bar. Last year, I hit the lottery for $25million and decided to open this place for real veterans.
Every drink costs a dime, wine, liquor, beer, all the same." "Wow.
That's quite a story." says one of the men.
The four of them sipped at their martinis and couldn't help but notice three other guys at the end of the bar who didn't have a drink in front of them and hadn't ordered anything the whole time they were there.
One man finished his martini and, gestured at the three at the end of the bar without drinks and asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "Oh, those are retired pilots.
The cheap SOBs are waiting for happy hour."

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2 Rdnecks having a beer
Ahahaha, I feel like I have some friends who this happened to in real life!
By Anonymous
3 stupid men
That is hilarious! After hearing what the pilot says... *finger snap over head in valley girl style*
By Anonymous
The New Hockey Player
This is not funny. It is messed up.
By Anonymous
Newfie Air Disaster
Frickin lolz!
By Anonymous
God on the 8th day
I wish I could visit Canada.
By Anonymous